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#1 Post by Ryu Soma » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:38 pm

Ok, i'm quite drunk and very bored and I went on the internet and I plagiarised this:

Willy Wonka 'The Candy Man'

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Plagiarised by Ryu Soma 2008

Who can take a Cat-girl,
Sprinkle it with Moé?
Cover it in chocolate and a Mahō shōjo or two.

The Ecchiman,
The Ecchiman can,
The Ecchiman can 'cause he mixes it with loli and makes the world taste good.

Who can take a Bishōjo,
Wrap it in fan service?
Soak it in the sun and make the shōjo-ai pie.

The Ecchiman?

The Ecchiman,
The Ecchiman can
The Ecchiman can 'cause he mixes it with loli and makes the world taste good.

The Ecchiman makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and Loli-icious.
Talk about your Harem wishes.
You can even see the panties!

Who can take hentai,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the Yuri and collect up all the cream?

The Ecchiman?
The Ecchiman can.

The Ecchiman can,
The Ecchiman can 'cause he mixes it with loli and makes the world taste good,
And the world tastes good 'cause the Ecchiman thinks it should.
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#2 Post by kodama » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:47 pm

That's worryingly good, Project may have a new theme tune.

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#3 Post by Ryu Soma » Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:52 pm

It took me longer to find the tune on youtube than to actually put the words in, now thats worrying :wink:
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#4 Post by Captain Kuchiki » Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:00 pm

think we should put in a new rule 'No Posting While Drunk'....

but erm wow.....
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#5 Post by Ryu Soma » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:09 pm

But that rule would take the fun out things like this, unless the drunken poster was to write it, using notepad or word etc, elsewhere then post it while they be sober, Yey for loopholes :lol:
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