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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:09 pm 
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Well since no one has murdered me yet for these:

God created the Earth, then he rested
God created man, then he rested
God created woman and neither God nor man have rested since

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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:38 pm 
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your just asking to be kicked in the nuts by Nicole for that one


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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
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Yeah, I know they're lining up to put my sig pic from RAC to the test.

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Actually we're all making wax dolls of you, guess where we're going to be sticking the pins! :lol: :twisted:

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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:31 pm 
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Ummm, my chest? :wink:

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Nope, that'll be saved for when they melt them down and use them to wax off your chest hair.


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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
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Actually there are far worse place we can wax!!! O.O

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yes there is and its never gonna happen :shock:


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 Post subject: A very female rant! (males enter at your own risk)
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I think you're safe shogran. Seemingly I'll be distracting them for a while. Hmmm, distracting all these women at once sounds like fun until I remember what they have planned.

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So if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, since he'll shut up when he's let in

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.


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CrowSpirit wrote:
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.


Tell me about it, ryu never satisfies me anymore =(

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Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
So they match the kitchen appliances

Oh and saw a joke that you would love Nicole. As would Christina and Blue Orchid. :)

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How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

Oh, please do share Gary...

Aw there there. *pats Alex's back* ..I know men can just be so cruel sometimes...


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Okay, you asked for it

What's the mating call of a redhead?
"Next!"

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