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#121 Post by CastorTroy81 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:09 pm

Well since no one has murdered me yet for these:

God created the Earth, then he rested
God created man, then he rested
God created woman and neither God nor man have rested since
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He broke after only a few hours of brainwashing!!!

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#122 Post by shogran » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:38 pm

your just asking to be kicked in the nuts by Nicole for that one

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#123 Post by CastorTroy81 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:06 pm

Yeah, I know they're lining up to put my sig pic from RAC to the test.
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#124 Post by tachikoma » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:21 pm

Actually we're all making wax dolls of you, guess where we're going to be sticking the pins! :lol: :twisted:
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#125 Post by CastorTroy81 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:31 pm

Ummm, my chest? :wink:
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#126 Post by kodama » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:35 pm

Nope, that'll be saved for when they melt them down and use them to wax off your chest hair.

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#127 Post by tachikoma » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:41 pm

Actually there are far worse place we can wax!!! O.O
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#128 Post by shogran » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:44 pm

yes there is and its never gonna happen :shock:

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#129 Post by CastorTroy81 » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:46 pm

I think you're safe shogran. Seemingly I'll be distracting them for a while. Hmmm, distracting all these women at once sounds like fun until I remember what they have planned.
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#130 Post by CastorTroy81 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:39 pm

So if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, since he'll shut up when he's let in
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#131 Post by CrowSpirit » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:18 pm

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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#132 Post by Shad0w_Pr0phet » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:33 pm

CrowSpirit wrote:Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.


Tell me about it, ryu never satisfies me anymore =(
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#133 Post by CastorTroy81 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:41 pm

Why do women wear white on their wedding day?
So they match the kitchen appliances

Oh and saw a joke that you would love Nicole. As would Christina and Blue Orchid. :)
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#134 Post by CrowSpirit » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:34 pm

How is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

Oh, please do share Gary...

Aw there there. *pats Alex's back* ..I know men can just be so cruel sometimes...

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#135 Post by CastorTroy81 » Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:38 pm

Okay, you asked for it

What's the mating call of a redhead?
"Next!"
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