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 Post subject: Alarm bells
PostPosted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:14 pm 
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Whenever I see the phrase "100% legal" on a website I instantly think bogus!

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The perennial favourite "You have won £xxxxx in our euro lottery, pay a fee to claim"


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Oooh look, a Nigerian Prince wants my help

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100% malware free :)

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 Post subject: Alarm bells
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Michael Bay.
Jerry Bruckheimer.
Joel Schumacher.

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New and improved!

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 Post subject: Alarm bells
PostPosted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:53 pm 
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Woohoo! I'll try and hold out for 50/50. :lol:

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I honestly apologize and hope I do not cause you much embarrassment by contacting you through this means for a transaction of this magnitude, Having consulted and based on the information gathered from the Nigerian Chambers of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request your assistance in the transfer of 25,000,000.00 american dollars into your account. I am James Williams branch manager of Intercontinental Bank.

Nine (9) years ago an American Oil consultant / contractor with N.N.P.C Late Henry Gardner made a numbered time Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at 25Million in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employer, the N.N.P.C that Late Henry Gardner died in a car accident.on further investigation I found out that he died without a WILL and did not even declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Deposit paperwork. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to the our Law at expiration of 10(Ten) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Government if nobody applies to claim it.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foriegner to stand in as the next of kin to this man so that the fruits of his labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. So I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address and phone number so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the service of an Attorney for drafting and WILL notarization to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate / administration in your favor.The fund will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60percent for me and 40percent for you.

There is no risk at all in this transaction, as the attorney will do the paperwork for this transaction and with my position as the branch manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction.

Please send me your confidential telephone numbers for easy communication. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. here is my private email james5248@mailmeasap.com

God bless you as you do.
James Williams

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 Post subject: Alarm bells
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Wow, got to love those. :pop:

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