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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:52 pm 
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I was wandering through the No 10 epetitions site and found a petition that requested that chemtrails be investigated. Astoundingly 84 people have signed it.

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http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/PLANETRAILS/

Conspiracy theory cleared.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory

Oh FFS, how dumb can you be.

Anybody else got any good ones?


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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:22 pm 
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They need a 'I refuse to sign this' option.

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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:29 pm 
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Well I can't let this old favourite pass;
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Flat_Earth_Society
The Flat Earth Society!

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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
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Project-2501 wrote:
They need a 'I refuse to sign this' option.


Nah, a "dumbass" tick box would be better.


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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
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Mustn't forget the idea that Bush and co were behind the September 11th terrorism.

That lot can't get anything right, so the very concept of them pulling off such a complicated and top secret action is laughable.
Look at the clumsy way they stole the first election! :OG:

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interviewer: so Mr Icke you say the world controlled by space lizards that drink human blood.
David Icke: yes.
interviewer: and you say the queen of England, G.W. Bush and blues singer Boxcar Willie are lizards
David Icke: yes.
Interviewer: when did you find out about this.
David Icke: when i was the goalkeeper for Covtery ctiy. :scratch:
Interviewer: is that be for or after the said you where the son of god on the terry wogan show
David Icke: before
Interviewer: when you say space Lizard that drink human blood you mean Jews.
David Icke: no i mean space lizards that drink human blood.
[interviewer makes note: my not be anti-Semitism may just be insane] :el:

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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
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Icke is a major tosspot.

Ok, now we're through the looking glass, people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM7L4SDGdqU
:el: :wnw: :puke: :drunk: :roll: :shifty: O.O :?:

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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
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I had no idea about this whole chemtrail conspiracy thing until recently when I tracked down Beck's Chemtrails single on You Tube. Granted, it's hardly the best place for intelligent discussion but every comment about the song was about how VITALLY IMPORTANT IT IS THAT BECK IS BRINGING SUCH A HARD-HITTING IMPORTANT TOPIC TO THE FORE. And we're talking about a song here that consists mainly of mumbling and gibberish lyrics.

I'm always amazed buy how much jittery paranoid sociopaths can read into a simple song. Christ, I can barely tell what Beck's singing half the time so anyone who's analysed one song enough to think that he's somehow implying that the Government is spraying mind altering chemicals on the populace deserves a round of applause. Or rather a slow hand clap punctuated with sighs.

But if we're talking hoaxes and music, here's the daddy of them all:
PAUL IS DEAD!!!

The facts are all there people!


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Paul is dead?? That actually made me laugh out loud.

I mentioned to my mum that we're discussing conspiracys. She started going onn about the Diana conspiracy.

Now she won't shut up about it. :|

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I think the scary thing is the amount of thought that went into the paul is dead conspiracy. Scary.


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I try not to pay to much attention to conspiracy theories. I’m not saying they re all nonsense but I’m not saying that they are all true either. A lot of conspiracy theorist that take themselves way way way to seriously & forget about rationality theorem eventually end up suffering from thinking that even the most obscures & unrelated things are in some way connected. (There is a medical term for this if anyone knows it I’ed love know what its actually called) E.G. thinking that girl scouts are responsible for Crop circles.

Also why is it that all conspiracy theories somewhere down the line involve getting information form “some guy” that “knows” stuff the government doesn't want us to know?

If anyone has read Essence of Decision: Explaining the Cuban Missile Crisis. (Can’t remember who wrote it) It torches on conspiracy theories & rationality theorem. Its worth a read.

In keeping with the topic of the thread I’ve always loved the theory that the moon landing was all staged. Don’t know what its just always fascinated me.


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My brother actually believes the one about the staged moon landing. :?


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Should watch Capricorn One starring OJ Simpson then. About a faked Mars landing.

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CrowSpirit wrote:
My brother actually believes the one about the staged moon landing. :?


Obviously he has been driven mad by being related to you :wink:


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 Post subject: Your favorite/dumbest conspiracy
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That's a theory kodama! You can't prove anything.

Also, my brother is intelligent, wonderful, and successful thank you very much. *very protective of my big brother.* Not crazy at all. He is amazing.


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